Commercial #1 Laundromat
Door chime sounds, man with laundry baskets walks in.
Looks around & Sees:
Three men, with stubbled beards, reading magazines to the left
The backside of a woman, bent over, loading clothes into dryer on the right
First man in chair: Hey, buddy
Guy looks around, realizes he's being addressed
First Man in chair: Where's your beard?
Man: My beard?
2nd Man in chair: Yeah, your beard
Man: Umm, I don't have one
Third Guy in chair: (addressing 1st & 2nd guys in chair) Must be a leaf's fan
Man: I don't get it
1st guy in chair: Playoff Beard, you know, don't shave until your teams done
Man: Oh, that, I see. Not really a hockey fan
2nd Man in chair: Oh, your one of those
Guy is loading the washer and realizes he forgot the soap, notices the woman has a bottle with her things. Walks over to her
Man: Ma'am, I was wondering if I could borrow your soap
Woman turns around, has a full beard
Man: Oh, my
Woman: (Soap in Hand) Did you need this
Man: Yeah, thanks..
Man(cont) Playoff Beard right?
Woman punches man in the face